Am I the
only shopper that when hearing an announcement in a supermarket to the effect
of “Will all department heads now please attend the rumble?” pictures Ant and Dec
performing their ‘hit’ song? Perhaps stores should just play “Let’s Get Ready
To Rumble” over the tannoy to summon staff and put a smile on all of our faces
into the bargain.
Speaking of
Ant and Dec, I’ve been watching the latest series of ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me
Out Of Here’, but feel that more than ever the definition of celebrity is
somewhat dubious. Contestants really seem to qualify for one of two alternative
shows, ‘I’m A Has Been Get Me Out Of Here’ and ‘I’m A Wannabe Get Me Out Of
Here’. Still I can’t resist watching the victims, sorry contestants, putting
themselves through the whole ordeal.
I’ve
checked the calendar multiple times, but it’s still definitely November, so why
have so many weekly magazines decided to put their ‘Bumper Christmas Issue’ on
the shelves this week?
Oh whoopee!
Bisto have brought out a special Christmas gift tin of their gravy granules –
bet you’re all hoping for one of those in your stocking!
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